FUNNY! but sad...

So I have something that I just wanted to share with you all that as got me cracking up laughing.

Google apologetix. ( search itunes its better)


Just to give a small, small small sample.

The Real Sin Savior (Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" By Eminem)
Lazy Brain (Parody of Crazy Train By Ozzy Osbourne)
JC's Mom (Parody of Stacy's Mom By Fountains of Wayne)
Fly Away From Hell (Parody of Highway To Hell By AC/DC
I Love Apostle Paul (Parody of I love Rock and Roll)
Enter Samson (Parody of Enter Sandman By Metallica)

I am looking at least 150 songs.

This will make your day.

And it people wonder why people are ashamed to be called "christian"

FYI

Last night i was setting up some new speakers in my room, and started looking around in my room.

All my wall space is covered with posters, campaign posters, etc etc etc. Really I cover my walls with memories.

But as I was looking around I noticed all my military posters that I had up, and kinda thought this part of my life is behind me. And so I took the posters down. Or covered them up.

And it felt good.

I'm finally moving on...

just to claify

Hello.
I just wanted to post to claifly some things.
I blog for two and a half reasons.
1. To inform
2. To entertain.

The reason for the first one is probably the reason people come here.
And the reason for the second one is that I try really hard to make people smile, laugh, etc, etc. And so I also try with my blog too.

So at the end of the day I blog to inform you of what is going on in my life and my goal is have you leave with a smile. :)

So I leave with this: Hypnotoad!

(sorry if you don't get it, but my bro will laugh.)

(And the half is just because)

Camping Part 7

I will be home tomorrow.


You will see a real post then.

Thanks!

Just because...

I plan on posting on camping later today.

Work is really boring right now.

and I am having a GREAT summer.

Thanks to all who is making it great!

Odd?

you know the one thing that strikes me as odd today is the fact that my blog receives more hits per day then the churches site. Interesting.

Camping Part 6

Today we head up to the brothers summit. Hopefully

other then that, shrug.

I'm back...

So I am back from camping,

More stories later because our internet is being super slow.

Camping part 5

Todays sunday, and I think that I am going to be talking to nate and see if he wants to go to upper lena.

that hike is going to be fun. Its steep there is trees down, and theres snow.


Crossing my fingers for some fish.


Today all the weekend campers should be leaving.

So that will be cool, but then there is greater chance that we get eaten by a bear.

Camping part 4

Here we go. the rain should be coming down and nate should start complaining any time.

Justin leaves and so does kyle.

I really have no idea what we are going to do tomorrow.

Camping part 3

Justin comes up today and that should be cool. (this is posted when he should be up here)
Tonight we will eat steaks again.

Im really looking forward to the campfire discussion that should happen.


Now I will be getting nervous at the weather as we may get snow.

I really hope we get some fresh fish.

Camping part 2

Day two
So today is the day that we start really camping.
Last night we had steak, and I hope it was good.

on the plan for today is fishing.

We are going to try our hand on fishing. Nate and Kyle are going fly fishing and Im going to be floating around going for the big boys, Hopefully we will get fish for lunch, as sandwiches are planed.

My plan is to wake up early and spend some much needed time with the big man upstairs. (which is why this post is posted when I plan on doing this)

Ummmm, I really am looking forward to watching the sunsets and sunrises.
Tomorrow Justin comes up.

Camping part 1

So today Im going backpacking for seven days, I will have these delay posts for you all to read so keep on checking.

Well we should start hiking right about now (11:30) my pack probably ways a lot and nathan has probably already started to complain. up ahead we have 3.8 mile hike.

Right now i am probably really exicted about going away from everything for up to seven days. (some things were harder to leave then others)

Also I am worried about fire wood. If we can't get wood dry then we are screwed.

And I got my fingers crossed for good weather.

The day ahead.

couple of things.

I had a great dinner tonight with an awesome person who just keeps getting awesomer every day.

I had a fun time shopping with the guys.

My pack is heavy and big.

We have a lot of food.

And I mean a lot. 234 dollars worth.

I have decided to leave my ipod, and while I will miss her, I think its for the better.

Bringing up my bible instead and getting excited for that.

I have a feeling this is going to be one of the greatest weeks of my life.

Peace

while im gone I will have a delayed post system set up.
So the first ones tomorrow.

peace out.

Huh?

Some of you may have been wondering where I have been.
Well I have been enjoying one of the best weeks ever.
Also i had to get some stuff to do with school.

And well I try to post some delay posts so when I'm gone for a week coming this wedesnday you'll have something to read.

But right now lifes good.

And thats all that I wanted to communicate.


(on a side note my dads gone to Japan for three weeks, which sucks... but I have been cheered up )

CWU

Remember this?
write about going to CWU and your college years in general. Discuss your plans, fears, things you're looking forward to, dreading, apprehensive about, excited about, etc. how do you feel about it all? What do you expect it to be like?
jeremy thought that I should right about this so i will.

My plans for CWU involve getting involved into a church right away. I would also try find a way to get my name out there as a soundman.
My greatest fear is that I wont fit in. but besides that it would be that I 1. Fall away from my faith (not likely but still a fear) and that I fall into a troublesome group.
I am looking forward to restarting. I feel like I need a redo and I think that CWU will give me a chance to do that.
I am dreading meeting my roomie, I just have visions of people who I don't get along with and just picture living with that person for a year.


I feel real good about going, considering that a couple of weeks ago I wasn't planing on going to college and now I am its cool. I do play on getting more involved with sports as I really miss playing them.

I am worried about my curse of the trouble circle. See every class I have been in has had the trouble circle and I also have had the trouble circle center itself around me, and well thats bad news bears for me. (and the teacher)

So thats it for now maybe more later,

Peace out folks...
Foster 4 mayor!

Music on the Patio

This summer I get to do something that I am really really looking forward to and that is Music on the Patio at Urraco.

Last summer I ran sound for our local coffee shop for the local musicians and I believe that is when I took a step to being a better sound man as it was the first gig I ever ran solo. After the first nervous minutes everything ran smoothly and I relaxed.

But I was asked to run sound for them again this year and I am really getting excited. I really loved doing it and I can't wait for it to start up again (June 14th i think)

Really life couldn't be better when you add coffee, friends, and great local music all together and shake it up.

I think that this just might be my highlight of my summer. (and I haven't even done it yet!)

But i know that camping and kids alive is going to pushing for the number spot too.

*I really don't know why I wrote this now, but what the heck*

Jez here it is...

So here is a post.

I graduated this year and here is the stuff I think i will be remember for:

Phrases,
1. Calm the FREAK down.
2. Slurring is the mouths cursive.
3. when you dream, dream BIG!

Acts/records.

1. I broke every blind at my churches gym when I was younger (6th grade, my demon years) . (there was like 20 or so)
2. I got expelled from the christian school not once or twice but three times.
3. Running for mayor.

And other random crap:

Things I wish I did,
1. Play football,
2. Play baseball
3. Keep track of friends from other states. Iowa, Oregon, California, ect, ect, ect.

Things I learned not to do,
1. Skip class,
2. Inhale butane,
3. Skateboard.

Favorite meal,
ever was Saint Nate's 1 minute steaks, best steak I have ever had.

Worst I ever felt,
when I got my school zone speeding ticket.

Well...

well i had a really cool post for today but I forgot it.
sorry. I hit you all up with something later.

Why Not?

Why not?
well I just havening a feeling that todays not that great for people so...



I really hope that you all have seen this movie (major pain) cuz if not you need to go buy it.

Have a freaking fantastic Tuesday.
peace aha

Tagged?

I guess I have been tagged. (and now the rant will be begin)
I hate forwards and anything like that Crap.
I really do hate forwards and REFUSE to open them or (god forbid) pass them on.
Come on people you don't get your news from a forward.
I hate it when I get forwards in the email, myspace, cell phone, or anything else and now Freaking blogger has been bit by the evil forward bug.

So for Gods sake don't unleash the (above) evil upon the world! Kill the forward when you receive it. (I personally find that you get more satisfaction using a old-school weapon)

Don't ever pass it on or i will have this Santa come to your house this Christmas. Some of you know me well and thinking I may be joking, but let me tell you I am not! I dead serious! Maybe even Deadly.
I am totally not kidding. (end rant)

anyone else feel this way?